Are your taste buds keeping you overweight?

Hi,

Here’s another newsletter from Mike Geary. I’m guilty of this myself, in fact I scored rather poorly on the short quiz, although I’ve been working hard to overcome it.

Enjoy!
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Merry Christmas!!!

Merry Christmas everybody!!!

I realize this posting is two days late, but it’s the holiday season and I’m happy to say that I spent more time with family and friends than my computer over the last couple of days. I think that makes it alright! Happy

Eat anything at parties and still stay in shape

There is an email newsletter that I subscribe to from Mike Geary at TruthAboutAbs.com.  His advice really makes sense to me and agrees with a lot of what I believe about health and nutrition.

Here is a recent newsletter.  Every newsletter says at the bottom to feel free to forward it on to friends and family, so I assume it's okay to post it here too as long as I do so in its entirety.  Enjoy Read More...

What every Ukrainian kid wants for Christmas!!!

To all my fellow Ukrainians out there, I present the ultimate gift this Christmas:

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Accordion Hero
Nothing has ever kicked more ass.

All puns intended!

Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married.  The ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent!

A jumper cable walks into a bar. The bartender says, "I'll  serve you, but don't start anything."

Two peanuts walk into a bar, and one was a salted. Read More...

Pain of a married man

A woman awakes during the night to find that her husband was not in bed.  She goes downstairs to look for him.  She finds him sitting at the kitchen table with a cup of coffee in front of him.

He appears to be in deep thought, just staring at the wall.  She watches as he wipes a tear from his eye and takes a sip of his coffee.

"What's the matter, dear?" she whispers as she steps into the room.  "Why are you down here at this time of night?"

The husband looks up from his coffee, "Do you remember 20 years ago when we were dating, and you were only 18?" he asks solemnly.  "Yes I do." she replies.

The husband pauses; the words were not coming easily.

"Do you remember when your father caught us in the garden?"

"Yes, I remember." said the wife, lowering herself into a chair beside him.

The husband continued, "Do you remember when he shoved the shotgun in my face and said, 'Either you marry my daughter or I'll send you to jail for 20 years?'"

"I remember that too." she replied softly.

He wiped another tear from his cheek and said, "I would have been released today!"