I’m sure you’ve seen the Dos Equis beer commercials on TV by now. They are fantastic! In fact, I like them so much that I want to try Dos Equis beer even though I hate beer.

Have you ever heard any of the Chuck Norris facts before? For example,

• When the boogeyman goes to sleep he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
• Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that’s why there are no signs of life there.
• There is no chin behind Chuck Norris’ beard; there is only another fist.
• When Chuck Norris had surgery, the anesthesia was applied to the doctors.

These commercials follow the same idea minus the violence. This one is my personal favourite, but I will post others that I also enjoy over the next while for your enjoyment. The transcript is below.



His reputation is expanding faster than the universe.
He once had an awkward moment just to see how it feels.
He lives vicariously through himself.
He is... the most interesting man in the world.

"I don't always drink beer, but when I do I prefer Dos Equis.
Stay thirsty my friends.”